13 Ways To Get Your Parents Attention by Julia

  1. Yell “Mom! What does blue mean!?” from the bathroom.
  2. Pierce your belly button.
  3. Teach your younger sister how to “pop, lock, and drop it”. (if  you don’t know what this is you are old).
  4. Join a polka band.
  5. Yell, “I’m possessed! I’m possessed!” during church.
  6. Date a guy with a van.
  7. Tell your parents you have a computer buddy and you are going to meet him at the mall.
  8. Get a henna tramp stamp and tell them its permanent.
  9. Ask your mom how to juggle three or four boyfriends.
  10. Ask your dad what the suicide hotline number is.
  11. Ask how deep a dent in the bumper has to be to be considered an accident.
  12. Say “Good news. The air bags work even when the car is upside down.”
  13. Tell your parents you don’t need a chaperone because your date is bringing his kids.

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