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13 Ways To Get Your Parents Attention by Julia
- Yell “Mom! What does blue mean!?” from the bathroom.
- Pierce your belly button.
- Teach your younger sister how to “pop, lock, and drop it”. (if you don’t know what this is you are old).
- Join a polka band.
- Yell, “I’m possessed! I’m possessed!” during church.
- Date a guy with a van.
- Tell your parents you have a computer buddy and you are going to meet him at the mall.
- Get a henna tramp stamp and tell them its permanent.
- Ask your mom how to juggle three or four boyfriends.
- Ask your dad what the suicide hotline number is.
- Ask how deep a dent in the bumper has to be to be considered an accident.
- Say “Good news. The air bags work even when the car is upside down.”
- Tell your parents you don’t need a chaperone because your date is bringing his kids.
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